Amazing Race 18: Freud & Ferris Wheels

Sigmund Freud

Sigmund Freud

The Austria leg features several popular culture references: the Ferris wheel scene in Orson Welles’ The Third Man; the Villa Trapp, home to the von Trapp family singers that inspired The Sound of Music and more obliquely, Dick van Dyke’s chimney sweep in Mary Poppins.

Jet and Cord make another bad flight choice, gambling that the direct flight to Vienna, scheduled to arrive 35 minutes later, might beat the non-direct flight that all the other racers select.

Might have worked, but didn’t. The cowboys are forced again to make up time. Selecting the right Detour option saves them from a last-place finish.

For the Detour, racers can either eat a meal of weiner schnitzel and chocolate cake during a 12-minute Ferris wheel ride or lug a couch from the Freud museum to the University of Vienna. Though the meal option sounds easier, experienced racers should beware of food challenges.

A 12-minute meal doesn’t sound tough when it is not owl-brains or some other slime, but weiner schnitzel is heavy. Violin music playing in your ears and the movement of the Ferris wheel car can’t make it easier.

All teams who opt for the “easy meal” have to go back and lug the analyst’s couch.

The Roadblock is easy this week. One team member dresses as a chimney sweep and lowers a rope three times down a chimney and gets a little soot blown on him. Here is Chim-Chim Cher-ee from Mary Poppins in Dick van Dyke’s worst British accent in motion picture history.

Kynt and Vyxsin bicker throughout this leg of the race. I was sure their relationship was over. She berates him for his driving and he whines all through the streets of Vienna. Yet they finish third and vow to keep bickering. Spare us!

My cowboys finish fifth with Gary and Mallory behind them, the last team to arrive. However, as I suspected, this leg was a non-elimination round.

Mallory’s enthusiasm is growing on me, so I’m glad to see them race another day.

Amazing Race 18: The Meaning of India

The Sacred Cow in Varanasi

The Sacred Cow in Varanasi

I learn amazing things on The Amazing Race. But tonight viewers learn the be-all-and-end-all: the meaning of life. Spoiler alert! Sorry, I have to tell. The revelation will save a lot of people a lot of anguish:

“Once You’re Over the Hill, You Pick Up Speed”

Meditate on that one for awhile. Oh, also, Don’t Forget to Drink your Ovaltine.

Jet and Cord, my favorite team, foreshadow their big mistake by saying at the onset they have stopped making mistakes. Jet and Cord take the first flight offered them without confirming that flight will land first. So they arrive in Varanasi, India an hour later than the rest of the racers.

But what is one hour to powerful racers like Jet and Cord?

The cowboys capitalize on Ron’s error — overthinking everything as he does. All the teams stay in the Tonga Market area to search for the six Varanasi holy men that will give them pieces of the puzzle. Ron wanders by the banks of the Ganges wondering if the holy men slipped out of their colorful robes to take a “refreshing dip” in the water.

The two alliances that have emerged between Zev/Justin – Flight Time/Big Easy and Gary/Mallory – Kynt/Vyxsin help those teams navigate through the crowded market and spy the bearded men.

Wild-looking Kynt reveals the suburban dad in his soul, yelling “Calm it down! Calm it down!” to Vyxsin after she jumps off the water taxi into the Ganges. I can hear Kynt yelling that to their pink little kids in the future.

Zev who has Asperger’s Syndrome, expresses his weariness of plane travel and his frustration at the crowds and noisiness of India. No doubt all the racers are suffering from varying levels of exhaustion at this point in the race with only seven teams left.

Make that six. Ron and Christina finish last tonight and are eliminated.

The Amazing Race 18: For All the Tea in India

On the Street in Kolkata, India

Tea Time!

Each team tears open their first clue and shows varying degrees of exasperation to be remaining in China for a third day. But a brief stop in a Chinese tea shop just sets up the rest of the action in Kolkata, India.

Developing an appropriate, not-too-heavy-handed sponsorship cannot be easy for The Amazing Race. Travelocity, the show’s major sponsor, works their marketing into the action by giving away prizes and by throwing in an occasional gnome. Nothing too annoying for viewers.

Tonight’s sponsor, Snapple,  starts out subtly—working mango and papaya-flavored teas seamlessly into the action of the race.

Snapple, you cleverly marketed your product throughout the episode. Why couldn’t you resist the urge to over-promote at the Pit Stop? The racers are tired; why make them dance a jig over your new flavors? Though excitable little Mallory would dance a jig without any prodding.

Everyone plays nice in this leg. Ron does not lose his temper. He impresses me by using his sense of smell to detect the right tea faster than anyone else. The other racers slog down alarming quantities.

Poor Luke gets so frustrated tasting hundreds of teas, he breaks bawling several times. The local folks gather around him and applaud with genuine compassion when he finally succeeds in finding the right cup of tea. I think Luke drank from nearly every cup on the long table. Tired and wired—not a good combo.

Flight Time and Big Easy give Margie and Luke a hug to show respect as they leave the Hindu Ganesha painting Detour.

If a racer is handed an object instead of a clue envelope, she should examine it carefully before assuming what it means. Kisha and Jen are handed an unlabeled Snapple bottle and they start looking for a Snapple factory. Don’t they know that Snapple always puts something clever under the cap?

Kynt and Vyxyn are gleeful when they get to paint the plaster Ganesha pink with black eye makeup like they do for themselves every morning. They deserve a little fun after the harrowing time they’ve had in previously legs.

Jet and Cord, my favorites, always play nice and finish second behind Gary and Mallory.

 

Amazing Race 18: Embracing China’s Past

The Amazing Race Prehistoric Dinosaur

Building a Life-size Prehistoric Dinosaur

A well-played race leg makes for exciting viewing on this week’s The Amazing Race. Examples of what went right this week:

Holding cards close to the chest
Kynt and Vyxyn avoid telling other teams they face a 30-minute penalty at the end of the leg. They do not want to motivate any team to u-turn them. Ron compares them to Kabuki actors for concealing the information.

Judicious use of the Express Pass
I forgot that Gary and Mallory are holding an Express Pass they earned in the first minutes of the season. They pull out the magic card when they arrive dead-last at a difficult detour and face tough odds.

Strategic and straightforward U-turning
I applaud Kynt and Vyxyn for u-turning Jamie and Cara in front of them and offering the girls a calm, logical explanation for it. Jamie and Cara earn some bad karma for trying to talk Kynt and Vyxyn into u-turning the Globetrotters.

Knowledge of the native language
Ron and Christina, fluent in Chinese, use their language skills to their advantage. Generously, they allow a couple teams to ride their coattails.

Bad karma’s a bitch
Guess who gets eliminated? Jamie and Cara, the whiny redheads, who blame everyone but themselves for their bad luck.

 

 

Amazing Race 18: Lessons from China

chinese yak

Chinese Yak

Ask directions. Kynt and Vyxyn drive all night and miss the flight the teams are supposed to catch. Will they get a time penalty or have they suffered enough?

Hold onto your passport. Vyxyn leaves her passport on the airline ticket counter but remembers right away and diverts disaster.

Check for your passport getting on or off any moving vehicle. Kynt leaves his fanny pack with passports on a gondola. He doesn’t realize his mistake until they are riding down the mountain on a bus. I am losing sympathy for them.

Eat at appropriate times. Christina and her dad Ron are building up to a big explosion. In this leg, Ron, who is Chinese, is distracted by indigenous food at every turn. Understandable, but he is racing for a million dollars. And he is driving his daughter to the brink.

Know your Zodiac sign. Flight Time and Big Easy apparently have never read a paper placemat in a Chinese restaurant. They struggle to guess their signs. Reminds me of the four-hour penalty they took when they couldn’t unscramble a six-letter word. Luckily in the Zodiac task, they had twelve guesses.